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Oct 18

I think it’s best for me to just stay in bed for the next 10 years and just hide under the covers

Oct 13

Day drinking=best day ever

Oct 10

I fail at everything

Sep 27
omg-humor:

Is this still considered ‘Drinking and driving?’omg-humor.tumblr.com

I can see my uncle doing that lol

omg-humor:

Is this still considered ‘Drinking and driving?’
omg-humor.tumblr.com

I can see my uncle doing that lol

Sep 20

Send nudes and you'll have a chance to win an iPhone 6 →

Apr 06

This town is killing me bit by bit day by day

Apr 05
kenyatta:

motherboardtv:

Dystopia Report: The Planet Is Cooking and the 0.01% Are Living Large


This is dystopia, now. A bare bones dictionary definition of dystopia is “an imaginary place where people are unhappy and usually afraid because they are not treated fairly.” A more classical conception might involve any number of the following stressors on a struggling civilization: environmental degradation, an elite, technologically advanced class that lords over an oppressed one, extreme inequality, or draconian laws that suppress free speech or assembly. 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

kenyatta:

motherboardtv:

Dystopia Report: The Planet Is Cooking and the 0.01% Are Living Large

This is dystopia, now. A bare bones dictionary definition of dystopia is “an imaginary place where people are unhappy and usually afraid because they are not treated fairly.” A more classical conception might involve any number of the following stressors on a struggling civilization: environmental degradation, an elite, technologically advanced class that lords over an oppressed one, extreme inequality, or draconian laws that suppress free speech or assembly.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Apr 01
newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

Mar 17

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 11
I see you

I see you